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| For $160,140, you never have to grow up. You get to: |
| • | finger paint, |
| • | carve pumpkins, |
| • | play hide-and-seek |
| • | catch lightning bugs, and |
| • | never stop believing in Santa Claus |
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| You have an excuse to: |
| • | keep reading the Adventures of Piglet and Pooh, |
| • | watching Saturday morning cartoons, |
| • | going to Disney movies, and |
| • | wishing on stars |
| • | You get to frame rainbows, hearts, and flowers under refrigerator magnets and collect spray painted noodle wreaths for Christmas, hand prints set in clay or Mother's Day, and cards with backward letters for Father’s Day |
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| For $160,140, there is no greater bang for your buck. You get to be a hero just for: |
| • | retrieving a Frisbee off the garage roof, |
| • | taking the training wheels off a bike, |
| • | removing a splinter, |
| • | filling a wading pool, |
| • | coaxing a wad of gum out of bangs, and coaching a baseball team that never wins but always gets treated to ice cream regardless |
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